Nice to meet you...

I am not a perfect person. I am not good looking, and I don't act like I am. I don't have a "ripped" body. I have a lot of flaws. My hair is weird and hard to control. I have a strong brow, and my forehead is a little odd. My eyes are surrounded by dark rings, and they don't stand out in any way. I don't have any special or unique features that make me stand out, and that's why I don't. I am overweight. I don't have a "desirable" body. I don't have amazing muscles, and I won't wow you with my looks. I don't pluck my eyebrows or wax my body. I do NOT wear makeup. I don't shave my arms, and I don't act like I'm something that I'm not. I am not afraid to get dirty. I am not neat. I don't treat people like I'm better than them, because I'm not. I'm not what you'd call "beautiful", and my personality is a weird one. I am NOT the standard definition. I do not have anything to draw you in. I am NOT flashy. I don't try and catch your attention, and I do NOT act "cool". I don't plot my moves. I'm not good at math, and I'm really shy. I am quiet. My smile is nothing memorable, and my posture is off. I curse when I'm angry or sad. I DO feel emotions more than others, and I cry like them too. I am NOT a tough guy. My jaw doesn't drop over just any girl. I fall in love, and I am a very faithful person. I am faithful to the point where it becomes detrimental. I am not built to be a loner. I am not meant to be alone. I cling to people, and I DO become attached. I don't wear jewelry, I am not rich. I am not a ladies man. I don't want a lot of girls, I just want that ONE. I am not the norm. I do NOT fit in well. I don't follow the herd. I don't have anything worth holding onto. I have no way to make you care. I am not especially funny, and I don't act like anything other than myself. I am not a cool guy. I don't party. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I am boring. I am vanilla. I am real.